K-9 Means $9000 or more

Once again we had our clandestined MicroMini Spy Bug V3.0 - model: MMSB-3 super secret microphones in operation and at the scene of a recent press conference. This one involves the QPD spending more money but you would not know it from the latest news coverage.
The players are officer Gibson(the Canine guy), our voice recognition also picked up what we thought was Forrest Gump but it was in fact Officer Gibson. Then there are a few reporters, we weren't sure if there were any reporters there because of the lack of questions coming from the press.....

Gibson: Thank you all for coming today, this is Uno, he is a Dutch Shepherd. I love dogs and my wife said it was okay because it is a big commitment.
Now all the money spent to train myself and get a new car and all the gear did not cost the taxpayers one dime. The $36,287 was all money raised by Citizens Academy.
Forrest Gump: When I first got him we were like peas and carrots.
Gibson: We had to get another dog because we went to 12 hours shifts.
he does some neat tricks and I have used him at the summer park program to entertain the kids. And my kids love playing with him too.
Well that about sums it up. Any questions?
Funion: How do you spell Uno?

end of press conference....

Questions that should have been asked but were not ...
Gibson says they had to get another dog because they went to 12 hour shifts and the other dog was not available. Besides the obvious WTF?question..How about; What do 12 hour shifts have to do with getting another dog?

#2 How many drug busts did Max make last month?
#3 What is the annual cost for one canine unit?
#4 Will the Citizens Academy pay for the new K-9 unit's cost over the life of the dogs service.
#5 With the dire need for a new K-9 unit how do you find the time to entertain the kids and do public relations instead of making drug busts?
#6 How much has been spent on vet bills?
#7 Wouldn't it be more economical to get a big SUV to drive around than the standard Monte Carlo, I mean with the price of gas and all?

I could go on but why? It just turns my stomach.


City officials budget like crack whores. I know it is provocative but it got your attention.
Crack whores screw people for money, spend more than they make, on a habit they can't kick, and think the payday loan place is a good deal. If that does not work they screw more people.
Please someone have some cajones and stand up for the little taxpayer. Yes, we need to be safe and we need a police department. But the Population of the city has not grown since the Motorola days and yet the police department is about twice the size. Why?