Quincy News Critics recently installed a hidden microphone in the Harold Wigs newsroom....this is what we heard....
Well what should we put in the paper today?(inaudible something about Ed and Deb's weekend)
Female voice: I have an idea lets put some recipes on the back page and interview a farmer's wife. That surely will bring in some new subscriptions.
Male Voice: Great idea let's do it!!!!
Male/Female Voice: (or male with no balls) How about we interview Marty Stegeman about his new job, we could ask him how he likes his new job and what his goals are then we could sit down with him and have a nice glass of lemonade.
Male Voice; Great Idea lets do it!!!! That'll be our front page story we'll make him look like a real go-getter, that will get the public off of the Mayor's butt on his hiring practices.
Anyway you get the idea. I read the piece on Marty Stegeman and I still can't get over the lack of real questioning this hire has gotten. He has absolutely none, zero, zilch qualifications or credentials for this job. This hire is so out of whack, I would say it is like hiring OJ Simpson as surgeon. Marty must be a nice guy but this does not make sense. So he has to learn on the job, now that is okay but you could have hired in somebody that is right out of high school pay them less and train them on the job. They would have the same qualifications. yes I know Marty ahs a college degree but in the wrong field. I would be curious to see the other candidates resumes. In the Wig Marty S. says this is basically a marketing job. So why didn't we hire a marketing guy or gal to do the job. The qualifications on the job posting probably stopped people much more qualified from even applying. The posting for this job probably should have said something like this......
Airport Manager
Quincy Regional Airport
We are looking for someone
that has ridden on an airplane.
The applicant must know what an airplane looks like.
The applicant must not know what a glide slope or a tacan or what NOTAMS are.
If you meet these qualifications and can kiss a little ass you are just the right person for this job.
Please send your Resume or lack of one
City of Kwincy
Dept of Ineptness
PO Box 1
Kwincy, IL 62301
PS: To the Asshats make comments about the lack of a posting over the weekend. Unlike you, that have nothing better to do than sit around and prowl the blog sites with the gusto, much like that of someone featured on a Chris Hanson NBC special, I have a life. So to Tookie and the rest don't mess with the best. Until you can make some insightful, thoughtful entries on your own blog, Keep your cake hole shut!!!!
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15 comments:
this was better !
you need to address Steady Eddy as a Commie !
And also welcome to LAST month on Fire .........
This place gargles my short curlies.
blog owner
your Mommy called and said you left the house without her tit in your mouth !
Do any of you anon posers have anything intelligent to say. That is usually what I find in most debates. You make a valid point and the arguement back is "Oh yah, well you are so stupid you tried to burn an ice cube." Really if you can't put together a reasonable thought then keep your hands off the keyboard. As for your short curlies I won't make you feel anymore dunb than your post has already shown.
I don;t need my mom's tit when I have your mom's tit already.
Thank you for not making me feel dunb.
I swear, they make it so easy sometimes.
Typos do not an idiot make. Now I know you can do better than that. Please string together a few coherent thoughts to make your point.
I don't need to elaborate to make my point. You blow.
Hey Harold ,
Do you recall that King Spring when he hired Marty said "it is his VAST knowledge of Homeland security is why he stood above the rest "
Now it has been spun to "he's a marketing Stud" , what the F*CK ?
I did not know QPD prior to 911 was the leading agent and think tank for the not even formed HOMEland Security . Then QU is known as a Hot bed of Muslim extremeists .
Now we get being a cop and college security dude makes you a Madison Ave Marketing Stud.
Good write up
"On another subject, I'm afraid I jumped the gun on linking to "Quincy News Critics"....I think I'll wait a while to link to that blog until it proves its worth. And speaking of links...Quincy Pilgrim, what happened? We hardly knew ye."
I found this snipet about your "link" at all the news that fits .........
can you say HATERAID ?????
Hate the Playa not the game
Quincy Mayor John Spring believes Marty Stegeman has the most challenging job in the city right now.
You have got to kidding? He gets paid like $75k to do what? with no experience? anyone know who he is related to? Fucking joke!
75,000 are kidding me that is a crime he will not increase the ridership at the airport, I can promise you that. He will just sit there and look out of the window and say now that is a pretty airplane. The only things that will create more ridership at the Quincy Regional/Baldwin field/Quincy municipal are
A. A fare so cheap you can't say no
B. A couple of major companies moving to town say like Pella or Toyota, Both of these companies have built or will build factories within 250 miles of Quincy. While all the new retail and restaurants are nice/ They provide precious few good paying jobs. They all pay less than the starting wage of a teacher, fireman and police officer and you know they are under paid just ask one.
he will make slightly less than a garbage man here in the Machinist Local of Quincy !
Marty needs to join the Union
Pella and toyota were brought to those citys by the great work of GREDF .
The Sin rise today was also brought to you from GREDF !
Enjoy the fruits of their hard work
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